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Bob Vulfov is a Russian American comedian and writer who lives in Brooklyn, NY.

He is a performer at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater in New York and can be seen on UCB's Harold Night. His comedy group Area 52 has won UCB’s Cage Match a very unlucky 13 times. He also performs monthly with his sketch group Lo-Fi NYC. Bob celebrated his birthday a few years ago by performing stand-up directly after Chris Rock at the Comic Strip Live and bombing super hard.

As a writer, Bob has been featured in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and Paste Magazine. As a reader, he has been featured in various chairs around his apartment.

Bob provided voice-over narration for the Jimmy Carter episode of the Audible series Presidents Are People Too!

According to the reputable comedy publication Playboy, his Twitter account (@bobvulfov) was the 26th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Rolling Stone named him one of the 25 Funniest People on Twitter. His Twitter jokes have been featured in BuzzFeed, Funny or Die, New York Magazine, Huffington Post, The A.V. Club, CollegeHumor, GQ, Cosmopolitan, Nerdist, Complex, Bustle, Sports Illustrated, Time, Paste Magazine, Mashable, Teen Vogue, Uproxx, and Harper's Bazaar. He spends far too much time on Twitter and it has alienated him from his friends and family.

WRITING

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Hello, Earthlings, We Are Here to Destroy You
Hello, Earthlings, We Are Here to Destroy You

The New Yorker

IF YOU CALL ME A “BOOMER” YOU ARE COMMITTING A HATE CRIME
IF YOU CALL ME A “BOOMER” YOU ARE COMMITTING A HATE CRIME

McSweeney’s

We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway

McSweeney's

I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE PEOPLE-SWALLOWING HELLMOUTH AT ITS WORD
I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE THE PEOPLE-SWALLOWING HELLMOUTH AT ITS WORD

McSweeney's

SO THE PRESIDENT COMMITTED A FEW HIGH CRIMES, BIG DEAL
SO THE PRESIDENT COMMITTED A FEW HIGH CRIMES, BIG DEAL

McSweeney's

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CONSTANTLY BEING BULLIED FOR MY EXTREME WEALTH AND POLITICAL POWER
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CONSTANTLY BEING BULLIED FOR MY EXTREME WEALTH AND POLITICAL POWER

McSweeney's

ALTHOUGH HE HAS MADE ZERO EFFORT TO MAKE AMENDS, IT IS TIME TO BRING STEVE THE MASTURBATOR BACK TO OUR OFFICE
ALTHOUGH HE HAS MADE ZERO EFFORT TO MAKE AMENDS, IT IS TIME TO BRING STEVE THE MASTURBATOR BACK TO OUR OFFICE

McSweeney's

LET’S NOT BLAME ME, ADOLF HITLER, FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN WE SHOULD BE BLAMING THE JOURNALISTS WHO PUBLISHED MY WORDS
LET’S NOT BLAME ME, ADOLF HITLER, FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN WE SHOULD BE BLAMING THE JOURNALISTS WHO PUBLISHED MY WORDS

McSweeney's

Werner Herzog’s First Day in Improv Class
Werner Herzog’s First Day in Improv Class

The New Yorker

I AM AL CAPONE’S WIFE AND I’D LIKE TO UNVEIL MY NEW PLATFORM TO COMBAT ORGANIZED CRIME AMONG CHILDREN
I AM AL CAPONE’S WIFE AND I’D LIKE TO UNVEIL MY NEW PLATFORM TO COMBAT ORGANIZED CRIME AMONG CHILDREN

McSweeney’s

AFTER HOURS OF TOUGH NEGOTIATIONS WITH LEGAL SCHOLAR RUDY GIULIANI, I’VE DECIDED TO END MY SPECIAL COUNSEL INVESTIGATION INTO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN
AFTER HOURS OF TOUGH NEGOTIATIONS WITH LEGAL SCHOLAR RUDY GIULIANI, I’VE DECIDED TO END MY SPECIAL COUNSEL INVESTIGATION INTO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN

McSweeney’s

WE DEEPLY REGRET HIRING THE PERPETRATORS OF THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS AS OPINION COLUMNISTS
WE DEEPLY REGRET HIRING THE PERPETRATORS OF THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS AS OPINION COLUMNISTS

McSweeney's

IN RESPONSE TO OUR BEACH’S INCREASED NUMBER OF SHARK ATTACKS, WE WILL BE ARMING LIFEGUARDS WITH SHARKS OF THEIR OWN
IN RESPONSE TO OUR BEACH’S INCREASED NUMBER OF SHARK ATTACKS, WE WILL BE ARMING LIFEGUARDS WITH SHARKS OF THEIR OWN

McSweeney's

I’M A WHITE PERSON WHO SAW BLACK PANTHER ON OPENING NIGHT, SO NOW I’LL CONTINUE IGNORING MY IMPLICIT RACISM FOR A FEW MORE YEARS
I’M A WHITE PERSON WHO SAW BLACK PANTHER ON OPENING NIGHT, SO NOW I’LL CONTINUE IGNORING MY IMPLICIT RACISM FOR A FEW MORE YEARS

McSweeney's

OUR ADMINISTRATION COULD SPEND $5 MILLION ON MENTAL HEALTH PROGRAMS FOR VETERANS, BUT WE THINK WHAT VETERANS REALLY WANT IS A BIG, EXPENSIVE MILITARY PARADE
OUR ADMINISTRATION COULD SPEND $5 MILLION ON MENTAL HEALTH PROGRAMS FOR VETERANS, BUT WE THINK WHAT VETERANS REALLY WANT IS A BIG, EXPENSIVE MILITARY PARADE

McSweeney's

I’ll Need Your Café’s Wi-Fi Password Because I’m Working on My Novel Today
I’ll Need Your Café’s Wi-Fi Password Because I’m Working on My Novel Today

The New Yorker

Why Won’t Women Date Me, a Very Nice Guy?
Why Won’t Women Date Me, a Very Nice Guy?

The New Yorker

HELLO, I AM THE MYTHICAL MIDDLE-CLASS PERSON WHO REPUBLICANS SAY WILL BENEFIT FROM THEIR NEW TAX BILL
HELLO, I AM THE MYTHICAL MIDDLE-CLASS PERSON WHO REPUBLICANS SAY WILL BENEFIT FROM THEIR NEW TAX BILL

McSweeney's

I AM A REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN AND I GUESS IT’S COME TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO DEFEND PEDOPHILIA
I AM A REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN AND I GUESS IT’S COME TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO DEFEND PEDOPHILIA

McSweeney's

JUST TO BE CLEAR, THE WITCH-KING OF ANGMAR WAS AN INSIGNIFICANT VOLUNTEER IN THE GREAT ARMY OF THE DARK LORD SAURON
JUST TO BE CLEAR, THE WITCH-KING OF ANGMAR WAS AN INSIGNIFICANT VOLUNTEER IN THE GREAT ARMY OF THE DARK LORD SAURON

McSweeney's

SURE, I’LL DENOUNCE JACK THE RIPPER, BUT I ALSO FEEL THE NEED TO ASK WHY MORE OF HIS VICTIMS DIDN’T COME FORWARD AND SPEAK OUT ABOUT HIS BEHAVIOR
SURE, I’LL DENOUNCE JACK THE RIPPER, BUT I ALSO FEEL THE NEED TO ASK WHY MORE OF HIS VICTIMS DIDN’T COME FORWARD AND SPEAK OUT ABOUT HIS BEHAVIOR

McSweeney's

YES, THE RABID WOLVES IN OUR NATIONAL PARK KEEP MAULING HIKERS, BUT THE WOLVES ARE ALL ACTING INDIVIDUALLY SO WE’RE NOT REALLY SEEING A PATTERN HERE
YES, THE RABID WOLVES IN OUR NATIONAL PARK KEEP MAULING HIKERS, BUT THE WOLVES ARE ALL ACTING INDIVIDUALLY SO WE’RE NOT REALLY SEEING A PATTERN HERE

McSweeney's

WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET US PASS A HEALTH CARE BILL AND KILL A FEW MILLION PEOPLE?
WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET US PASS A HEALTH CARE BILL AND KILL A FEW MILLION PEOPLE?

McSweeney's

TMZ COVERAGE OF HISTORIC CELEBRITY FEUDS
TMZ COVERAGE OF HISTORIC CELEBRITY FEUDS

McSweeney's

AS YOUR DOCTOR, I AM PROTESTING THE REMOVAL OF YOUR TUMOR BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO ERASE YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY
AS YOUR DOCTOR, I AM PROTESTING THE REMOVAL OF YOUR TUMOR BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO ERASE YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY

McSweeney's

THE TELL-TALE TRUMP
THE TELL-TALE TRUMP

McSweeney's

WELCOME TO OUR STARTUP WHERE EVERYONE IS 23 YEARS OLD BECAUSE WE BELIEVE OLD PEOPLE ARE VISUALLY DISPLEASING AND OUT OF IDEAS
WELCOME TO OUR STARTUP WHERE EVERYONE IS 23 YEARS OLD BECAUSE WE BELIEVE OLD PEOPLE ARE VISUALLY DISPLEASING AND OUT OF IDEAS

McSweeney's

MY NAME IS MITCH MCCONNELL AND I OWE THANATOS, THE GOD OF DEATH, 22 MILLION HUMAN SOULS
MY NAME IS MITCH MCCONNELL AND I OWE THANATOS, THE GOD OF DEATH, 22 MILLION HUMAN SOULS

McSweeney's

National Geographic Articles in the Year 2030
National Geographic Articles in the Year 2030

McSweeney's

Kellyanne Conway Spins Great Works of Literature
Kellyanne Conway Spins Great Works of Literature

The New Yorker

upcoming shows

Bob performs regularly in New York City. For updates, check this calendar and follow him on Twitter!

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